January 2010
In honor of the death of Bohemia, an impromptu...
mastodonstorm:
dashgeoff:
Maureen Johnson, just back from her spectacular one night engagement at the 11th street lot, will perform Native American tribal chants, backwards through her vocoder, while accompanying herself on the electric cello, which she has never studied.
And Mark Cohen will preview his new documentary about his inability to hold an erection on high holy days.
And Mimi...
June 8th....
I get the Driod Eris. I. CAN’T. WAIT.
Why am I never on here anymore?
ladyjour:
(via icanfeelahotone)
PARCE QUE, NO ONE DONNA DEUX SHITS.
Scuse?
Why am I never on here anymore?
I said Hey Babyyy.
Hey Baby.
I need to get in the shower...NOW!
am I the only one who didn't get to watch the...
I think so…
I love dying my hair.
I love the Refuge.
And my great friends and my amazing boyfriend.
I love school sports games.
TIGER PRIDE.
I really can't wait til summer break.
It’s going to rule way more than any of my past summers.
I need to do my french homework...now.
but I want to sleeeeeeeeep.
I have to get off. I have some things to do, then...
I’m not going to get to see Patrick at all tomorrow. Tomorrow is going to be a horrible day…I can already tell.
and when I see you, I really see you upside down.
I WANT TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE.
I just don’t know how…
formspring.me
thetruestoryofsarahelizabeth:
icanfeelahotone:
thetruestoryofsarahelizabeth:
Why do you love Debind Snowday soooooooooooo much?!
I DON’T. SHE’S A DOUCHE THAT PREVIOUSLY HAD A STYE ON HER EYE. I LIKE PUNCHING HER IN THE STOMACH AND PULLING HER HAIR.
Ask me anything
……………………………………………………Remember that time…………………
…at your HOUSE?!
…..no…SERIOUSLY!
formspring.me
thetruestoryofsarahelizabeth:
Why do you love Debind Snowday soooooooooooo much?!
I DON’T. SHE’S A DOUCHE THAT PREVIOUSLY HAD A STYE ON HER EYE. I LIKE PUNCHING HER IN THE STOMACH AND PULLING HER HAIR.
Ask me anything
……………………………………………………Remember that...
My cat is in heat..ew..anyway, she's "calling" for...
My boyfriend's aunt passed away sunday night.
I went to the visitation tonight. I knew a couple of his family members and that’s it. Right before I left his cousin started crying and that was the first person I had seen cry all night. Not because nobody cared or anything like that of course, but because everyone in that family is pretty strong. As I was walking out to my car, I started crying…and I didn’t even meet his Aunt...
Oh yeah, and on top of everything, my wonderful...
I just got off work, and all I did was eat Mexican...
I love my job.
And My Boyfriend.
themailinglist:
halvesandhave-nots:
DEVIN NEEDS TO PUT HER TEATS AWAY.
AGREED.
WELL….IF SOMEONE WOULDN’T HAVE STOLEN MY HOODIE AND TAKEN 929873049875 YEARS TO GIVE IT BACK…..THEN THEY WOULDN’T HAVE BEEN HANGING OUT….themailinglist.
I really like knowing my boyfriend's passwords to...
Are these straight people named Devin and Patrick?
:)
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. You're cool. Fuck...
Good night.
My boyfriend is asleep...and has been for two...
I don’t like that. To be honest, I sleep better on nights that I fall asleep right after he tells me good night…
I hate the nights he falls asleep in the middle of a conversation.
I just spent a million and a half hours taking the...
MY PHONE WON’T SHOW THE PICTURES………
FML.
I HATE CELL PHONES! THEY ARE WORTHLESS PIECES OF...
I just want to chuck it at a fucking brick wall…I swear….